(Source: mynamesdiana)

flyestfemales:

flyestfemales = http://shawty-harlss.tumblr.com/

http://instagram.com/shawtyharlsss

h-ella:

AD

(Source: z-ing, via fightforyour-happiness)

(via euro-penis)

gabbyroars:

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

lmao

(Source: caturday)

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

(via skylerjessica32)

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

(via ikkinnorwoks)

wo1verines:

despitemycreativity:

wo1verines:

there is more truth on bathroom walls and stalls than there are in people sometimes

…who’s got the money, who’s got the hotties, whose kinda cute and whose just a mess. Dude. Those are song lyrics.

i am not a dude or your “dude” and trust me i am completely aware these are bowling for soup lyrics, dude.

(via ikkinnorwoks)

johnandcasinthetardis:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

And a 60 year old man tried to force a marriage with a 15 year old. 

(via ikkinnorwoks)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via ikkinnorwoks)

(via l0vesaf)

assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed

(via ikkinnorwoks)

(Source: lilosprodigy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)